Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Alsatian Incident

Matt - "An Alsatian was having sex with me when I was... not having sex with me, humping me"

Russell - "Do you remember this vividly Matt?"

Matt - "No, I was told about this by my family, my nan was going 'Oh, we were very worried about you, couple of days you weren't right after this"

Russell - "Couple of days? Three decades have passed and you're still a bit odd"

Trevor - "When you see a dog now how does it make you feel?"

Matt - "Just...randy."

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