Matt - "An Alsatian was having sex with me when I was... not having sex with me, humping me"
Russell - "Do you remember this vividly Matt?"
Matt - "No, I was told about this by my family, my nan was going 'Oh, we were very worried about you, couple of days you weren't right after this"
Russell - "Couple of days? Three decades have passed and you're still a bit odd"
Trevor - "When you see a dog now how does it make you feel?"
Matt - "Just...randy."
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
The Alsatian Incident
Labels:
animals,
childhood,
dogs,
matt morgan,
russell brand,
story,
trevor lock
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