Grudge 2

(Jonathan was referring to Russell's girlfriend simply as "Grudge 2" which she acted in)

Russell: "She's not actually called Grudge 2."

Jonathan: "She is now!"

Kenickie

Kenickie: "I'm recovering from my back operations, so I'm standing up almost straight. I'm not walking round like an ape anymore.."

Russell: "Oh, that's good you're not walking round like an ape, we've got one of the Gallagher brothers here, they specialise in that"
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Kenickie: "I don't want people to get the idea I'm an axe murderer or anything.."

Noel: "Well you do carry a hatchet, Jeff."

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Russell: "Ere, Jeff. We've got your new single to play, what's it called, mate?"

Kenickie: "This song is called 'Crazy'..."

Noel: "Is it autobiographical, Jeff?"

Slash AH-AHHHHH

Russell: "SLASH!! AH-AHHHHH! MATT REALLY FANCIES HIM!"