Russ Makes Things Difficult

Matt: You made that much harder than it needed to be

Russell: What? How?

Matt: By being a drug addict!

Under The Sea

Russell: If I did a stand up gig under the sea I wouldn't be in a gas rig I'd just be down there shouting my mouth off at an octopus "Hey you, do you know how many drugs I used to take? Byeeeee!"

Herbal Viagra

(After taking Herbal Viagra on air)

Matt: "Is your face really hot?"

Russell: "MY FACE IS ALIVE WITH HEAT!"