Drunks, The Lot Of 'Em

Noel: "Has anyone got... anyone got any booze..?"

Russell: "No, there's not any booze! What do you think this is?! It's not 1995! What's wrong with you?!"

Matt:" You're so judgemental. I walked in with a can of Magners and it was as if I had a crack pipe"

Russell: "Other ciders are available.. What's wrong with you boys? Be professional!"

Matt: "We can have a drink without going crazy and jumping on top of a van, taking our clothes off, and punching a prostitute in the face!"

Russell Drinks From Toilets

(Russell was talking about his boyband audition)

Russell: "And I'd been in the toilet, drinking, to cope with my nerves, so I was probably all red and blustery, and a little bit all plump and rubbish, all crooked and odd."

Matt: "You drink from toilets when you're nervous?"

Slumped In a Lift

(Russell was in America, Matt was in London. When getting ready for the show, Nick warned Russell that "Matt's pissed".)

Russell: "What? He's pissed? Pissed angry or pissed drunk? Give me an example of something he's said."

Nick: "He's slumped in a lift."

Matt The Everyman

Matt: "I drank Cider, now everyone's drinking cider. I drank Rose, now everyone's drinking Rose. I'm an everyman."

Russell: "No Matt, you're just a drunk!"