(Trevor is telling a story about being mugged)
Trevor: "It was a summer mugging."
Russell & Matt: "Summer mugging, had me a blast!"
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
The Alsatian Incident
Matt - "An Alsatian was having sex with me when I was... not having sex with me, humping me"
Russell - "Do you remember this vividly Matt?"
Matt - "No, I was told about this by my family, my nan was going 'Oh, we were very worried about you, couple of days you weren't right after this"
Russell - "Couple of days? Three decades have passed and you're still a bit odd"
Trevor - "When you see a dog now how does it make you feel?"
Matt - "Just...randy."
Russell - "Do you remember this vividly Matt?"
Matt - "No, I was told about this by my family, my nan was going 'Oh, we were very worried about you, couple of days you weren't right after this"
Russell - "Couple of days? Three decades have passed and you're still a bit odd"
Trevor - "When you see a dog now how does it make you feel?"
Matt - "Just...randy."
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