Pretending To Be Gay

Russell: "It's a good idea, pretending to be gay, because I've always noticed the tendency of women to let gay men touch their boobs"

Matt: "But women let straight men have sex with them, so maybe your aiming too low."

Trevor's Dinkle

Trevor: "He walked into the bathroom and saw my dinkle."

Russell: "Oh my God! Why? Why would you even leave it in there?"