Trev Can't Draw

Trevor drew a picture of what he wanted his hair to look like while visiting a foreign hairdresser. He believed they thought he wanted a pedicure after looking at the picture prompting this:

Matt: "How bad was your drawing that it looked more like a foot than a head?"

Trev's Haircut

Trevor was at a hairdressers in Peru -

Trevor - "She [the hairdresser] indicated to me a side room, so I went into that with her... and... eh... she got a bucket out..."

Russell - "Trevor! This storie's making me anxious"

Matt - "What did she do? Milk you?"