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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Matt The Everyman

Matt: "I drank Cider, now everyone's drinking cider. I drank Rose, now everyone's drinking Rose. I'm an everyman."

Russell: "No Matt, you're just a drunk!"

Cultural Review Jingle

Russell: "Matt's cultural review. Matt's ridiculous opinions. Matt grapples with culture, but ultimately uses it to try and pull birds, to try and pull biiiiiiiiiiiirds. It's not really a cultural review at all! Yeah! Matt Morgan whooo!"

Christmas Cheer

Russell: "This must be our 11th Christmas together Matt?"

Matt: "Yeah, something like that."

Russell: "Whatever it is, what I'm trying to say is I'm sick of the sight of you."

Slash AH-AHHHHH

Russell: "SLASH!! AH-AHHHHH! MATT REALLY FANCIES HIM!"