Saturday, April 3, 2010

Drunks, The Lot Of 'Em

Noel: "Has anyone got... anyone got any booze..?"

Russell: "No, there's not any booze! What do you think this is?! It's not 1995! What's wrong with you?!"

Matt:" You're so judgemental. I walked in with a can of Magners and it was as if I had a crack pipe"

Russell: "Other ciders are available.. What's wrong with you boys? Be professional!"

Matt: "We can have a drink without going crazy and jumping on top of a van, taking our clothes off, and punching a prostitute in the face!"

No comments:

Post a Comment